There are so many different recipes I have found on the internet that I wanted to try at some point, but now I can probably never eat most of them ever again and that’s so depressing.
following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
I can no longer eat these. I have nothing to live for.
Wait… so your religion forbids something… but you’re NOT trying to enforce that prohibition on others via legislation?
Pork isn’t even illegal in Israel where Judaism IS the state religion.
gonna get drunk about life not on life
Probably going to regret this but I’m feeling really body positive recently and my new set is super cute
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend